“If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.”
Salman Rushdie
“Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”
Woody Allen
“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”
“Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.”
“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”
“Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.”
David Letterman
“If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there straight away. Who wouldn't? Truly.”
Julie Delpy
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