“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”
Annie Dillard
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.”
William Arthur Ward
“He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.”
Bill Bryson
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
Billy Wilder
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”
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