“Players, Sir! I look upon them as no better than creatures set upon tables and joint-stools to make faces and produce laughter, like dancing dogs”
Samuel Johnson
“But it is said and ever shall, Between two stools lieth the fall”
John Gower
“I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.”
Emo Philips
“While between two stools my tail go to the ground”
Proverb
“The trial of a case is a three legged stool: a judge and two advocates.”
Warren E. Burger
“You can also have oil leaking out of your bottom that was part of your stool, so it's sort of brown-colored and foul-smelling.”
Carla Wolper
“But unfortunately, in my unrelenting drive to get back on that drum stool, the major casualty in all of it was that I really forgot about me.”
Rick Savage
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