“Players, Sir! I look upon them as no better than creatures set upon tables and joint-stools to make faces and produce laughter, like dancing dogs”
Samuel Johnson
“I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.”
Emo Philips
“But it is said and ever shall, Between two stools lieth the fall”
John Gower
“While between two stools my tail go to the ground”
Proverb
“Otherwise you're like a three-legged stool on two legs.”
Elizabeth Langland
“As he was sitting there (in the locker room) he was literally wobbling off his stool.”
Andy Kennedy
“The trial of a case is a three legged stool: a judge and two advocates.”
Warren E. Burger
