“Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, With the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, Than the foam at the top of the stein”
Anonymous Toast
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Religions change, but beer and wine remain”
Harvey Allen
“The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most.”
Jay Leno
“Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish; let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more”
Bible
“Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it's funny how sleep comes all on it's own.”
David Sedaris
“You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine, ... Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.”
Grant Wood