“John seems to be getting a little more cranky as this thing tightens up, ... I told him it's his own fault. If he hadn't hired two such good drivers, we wouldn't be having this problem.”
Gary Scelzi
“I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.”
Dolly Parton
“Men are all right for friends, but as soon as you marry them they turn into cranky old fathers, even the wild ones. They begin to tell you what's sensible and what's foolish, and want you to stick at home all the time. I prefer to be foolish when I feel like it, and be accountable to nobody.”
Willa Sibert Cather
“Some days you're not in the mood. I'm premenstrual and cranky and you just want to tell everyone to f--- off, but you can't. The people are so warm. They come right up and practically hug you."-about fans.”
Jennifer Aniston
“Your wrinkles either show that you're nasty, cranky, and senile, or that you're always smiling.”
Carlos Santana
“Virgo, and a real Virgo. Nit picky, cranky, cantankerous, fidgety, neurotic. All of the above, but that's good.”
Jay London
“We are not cranky or eccentric, we have a legitimate claim and we want a voice in local issues.”
David Ball