“If Britney wants to give me a call, she should. But she's got to make the first move.”
Gareth Gates
“I want to be the last one to sleep and the first one up so I don't miss out on anything in life.”
Thomas Flajnik - antichimerapodal
“Britney and I show a little tummy and it's like, 'Oh My God.' But N'Sync or Backstreet Boys will do repeated pelvic thrusts to an audience of pre-pubescent girls and nobody says anything!”
Christina Aguilera
“Bob Dole is going to be appearing in a Pepsi commercial with Britney Spears. Yeah, apparently Dole says that if this doesn't cure his erectile dysfunction, nothing will.”
Conan O'Brien
“How can you not like Britney Spears?”
Lindsay Lohan
“Britney would make a better prostitute than Christina. She's thicker.”
Snoop Dogg
“Sometimes it's Britney Spears and sometimes it's Carrie Fisher. I can't tell if I've got a Lolita complex or an Oedipus complex.”
Ben Affleck
