“They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days”
Garrison Keillor
“The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.”
Samuel Goldwyn
“I'm more interested in the meaning of funerals and the mourning that people do. It's not a retail experience. It's an existential one.”
Thomas Lynch
“Always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't go to yours”
Yogi Berra
“Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals”
Clarence Darrow
“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
Mark Twain
“The bitterest tear shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone”
Harriet Beecher Stowe
