“The funniest line in English is ''Get it?'' When you say that, everyone chortles.”
Garrison Keillor
““…when the whole group is together, each brining out all that is best, wisest, or funniest in all the others. Those are the golden sessions…when the whole world, and something beyond the world, opens itself to our minds as we talk; and no one has any claim on or any responsibility for another, but all are freedmen and equals as if we had first met an hour ago, while at the same time an Affection mellowed by the years enfolds us. Life- natural life- has no better gift to give.””
C.S. Lewis
“The funniest thing is when somebody says "Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a show and I just wanted to introduce myself" you know that they are lying! Those people can just get out of my way.”
Matthew Perry
“You guys line up alphabetically by height, and you guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.”
Contributed by: Maya Elhalal
Bill Peterson
“He's one of the funniest dudes I've ever been around. When I think about his face, I just start smiling.”
Marco Killingsworth
“On her husband: He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes.”
Sarah Jessica Parker
“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body”
Winston Bennett
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