“I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair.”
Seneca
“I'm not bald... I'm just taller than my hair”
Clive Anderson
“There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument.”
Mark Twain
“The guest at the lower end of the middle couch, with three hairs on his bald head and his scalp streaked with pigment, who is digging in his big mouth with a toothpick, is a fraud, Aefulanus, He has no teeth”
Marcus Aurelius
“Oh Sinner! Vain is your attempt to hide your sins, for sins will shine in your life as bald pate shines through the sparse tufts of hair.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness.”
Cicero
“He actually has on a wig now. You thought that was his hair. He's actually gone bald at the top.”
Clinton Portis
