“You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.”
Sex and the City
“A women under stress is not immediately concerned with finding solutions to her problems but rather seeks relief by expressing herself and being understood.”
John Gray
“Its not stress that kills us, it is our reaction to it.”
Hans Selye
“God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress.”
Kelly Clarkson
“After 15 years of marriage, nothing says "Thanks for all the blowjobs" like a pair of mittens for Christmas.”
Jules Carlysle - Famous Canadian Author & Humorist
“What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.”
Dave Barry
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler
