“I once was broken up with by a guy's doorman. 'I'm sorry Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won't be coming down. Ever.' [Miranda]”
Sex and the City
“Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.”
Calvin & Hobbes
“- "I've been thinking Hobbes --"- "On a weekend?"- "Well, it wasn't on purpose..."”
“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”
“Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.”
“[At first, I just randomly turned the pages. Page 95, Volume 1, Calvin and Hobbes are sitting under a tree.] Do you think there is a God? ... Well, somebody's out to get me.”
“Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine, and valleys of frustration and failure.”
