“There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.”
Scott Adams
“Life is a tale told by an idiot -- full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”
William Shakespeare
“'God' - as revealed in his book of edicts and narratives is practically an idiot. He has nothing to say that any sensible person should want to listen to.”
Johann Most
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin
“He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.”
Douglas Adams
“It's relaxing to go out with my ex-wife because she already knows I'm an idiot.”
Warren Thomas
“The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”
Dave Barry