“A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart”
George Jean Nathan
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
Oscar Wilde
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one”
Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
“Contact with a high-minded woman is good for the life of any man”
Henry Vincent
“What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.”
Dave Barry