“Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company”
Scott Adams
“Nothing takes a bigger toll on the employee morale, sales productivity and organization’s profitability with sustainability than the raging and rampant office politics in the working environment.”
Anuj Somany
“We once succsessfully breeded a bull dog and a shitzu, and we called it a bull shit.”
Jeff Danials from Dumb and Dumber
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
Drew Carey
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.”
Edward Abbey
“A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb?”
Rudolf Nureyev
