“There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as "nutty methods." Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time.”
Scott Adams
“When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it.”
“'Tis pity wine should be so deleterious, for tea and coffee leave us much more serious”
Lord Byron
“I’m going to Albany to take out a government, to take out a culture … I’ve illustrated I believe in intestinal fortitude to take on the demons.”
Carl Paladino
“Our customers are much more familiar with purchasing tea in tea bags versus loose-leaf teas.”
Dan Donovan
“Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.”
Winston Churchill
“You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me”
C.S. Lewis
