“Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.”
Anton Chekhov
“There's more old Drunkards than old Doctors”
Benjamin Franklin
“God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees”
“The health exception is based on professional respect and regard for doctors. Health is anything a doctor says it is, and neither legislators nor judges should be redefining it. I don't think it can be abused.”
David Garrow
“Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”
Voltaire
“By medicine life may be prolonged, yet death will seize the doctor too.”
William Shakespeare
“My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.”
Walter Matthau
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