“Wit is a treacherous dart. It is perhaps the only weapon with which it is possible to stab oneself in one's own back.”
Geoffrey Bocca
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.”
Dorothy Parker
“Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it.”
G. K. Chesterton
“Words may show a man's wit, but actions his meaning”
Benjamin Franklin
“My presence of mind is frequently absent.”
Rain Bojangles
“Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.”
