“Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed”
Geoffrey Chaucer
“What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.”
Dave Barry
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
Oscar Wilde
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
“Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women.”
Katharine Hepburn
“A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view.”
Sophia Loren