“I imagine him working in a women's shoe store. Like, 'Oh, I have a pair of shoes for you. Stay there. You're beautiful.' Mr. Smooth.”
Sharon Cambridge
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey
“The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.”
Carl Gustav Jung
“I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.”
Imelda Marcos
“I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.”
Samuel Goldwyn
“I'm walkin' to New Orleans, I'm going to need two pair of shoes, When I get through walkin' to you, When I get back to New Orleans.”
Fats Domino
“Wow, three pairs of shoes! Someone had a fetish.”
Marge Simpson
