“Pictures that test great go out and go in the toilet. And pictures that test poorly, all of a sudden they'll come out of the pack and people like them, but they don't get a chance because a studio won't really get behind it if it tests poorly. It's a mess. I mean, it's really a mess.”
George A. Romero
“It throws me in the toilet. I'm going to have a lot of trouble getting another picture.”
Carroll Ballard
“If all of the sudden all immigrants were asked to leave what would happen? Who would clean our toilets, who would pick our food? It would be a catastrophe.”
Stanley Campbell
“It gets real costly if all of a sudden we have to buy toilet paper. Stuff like milk and meat can run thousands of dollars a year.”
Chris Megison
“maybe humans are just the pet alligators that Gd flushed down the toilet”
Chuck Palahniuk
“I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that?”
Wendy Liebman
“Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.”
Iggy Pop