“Four legs good, two legs bad.”
George Orwell
“How many legs does a dog have, if you call his tail a leg? The answer is four, because calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.”
Abraham Lincoln
“No. The mule has just four legs. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it one.”
“If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.”
“What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?”
Nancy Cartwright
“One wants to mutter deeply that apart from having two good legs I also have two good degrees and it is just possible that I do know what I'm talking about”
Edwina Currie
“But if the cause be not good, the King himself hath a heavy reckoning to make, when all those legs and arms and heads chopped off in a battle shall join together at the latter day, and cry all, 'We died at such a place' - some swearing, some crying f”
William Shakespeare