“"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?”
George Carlin
“Marriage is not a simple love affair, it's an ordeal, and the ordeal is the sacrifice of ego to a relationship in which two have become one”
Joseph Campbell
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go”
“If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.”
Maya Angelou
“I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.”
Mitch Hedberg
