“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...”
George Carlin
“When it comes to my life I have always been an optimist. My door is always open, and My pants are always down.”
marie katra
“Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all”
George M. Cohan
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
J C A Rowe
“If life is a book we write, it should be a book of dreams. And even if they don’t all come true, at least the story will still be amazing.”
Eytan Rockaway
“Life sucks and then you die.”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
“Dear Life: YOU SUCK!!”
Mustafa Bakri
