“By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth”
George Carlin
“how is it that "no" is shorter than "yes" and "maybe" and yet people still find it hard to say no? they would rather lie or stall when what they really want to say is a simple NO”
Phillip Buyondo
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
Billy Wilder
“When it comes to my life I have always been an optimist. My door is always open, and My pants are always down.”
marie katra
“Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all”
George M. Cohan
“Life sucks and then you die.”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
“Dear Life: YOU SUCK!!”
Mustafa Bakri
