“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin
“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself”
Mark Twain
“In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.”
“There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.”
Scott Adams
“It's relaxing to go out with my ex-wife because she already knows I'm an idiot.”
Warren Thomas
“He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.”
Douglas Adams
“The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”
Dave Barry
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