“When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?”
George Carlin
“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”
Walter Winchell
“I'm not gonna say anything inspirational, I'm just gonna f***ing swear a lot.”
Green Day
“When i die i would rather be remembered for my accomplishments not my personality”
Kenneth waters Jr
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.”
“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things”
