“Stephen would have been the last bloke we would have wanted to replace after just 20 minutes.”
Scott Johnson
“They've benchmarked the bloke in the overalls against Singapore and China, but they've benchmarked the blokes in the suits against New York and London.”
Bill Shorten
“So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'”
Tommy Cooper
“I don't find offensive that I'm being labelled a babe by blokes. I'm absolutely flattered.”
Kirsty Gallacher
“I'm a country redneck bloke”
Dave Allen
“Can't think of anything to say. Feeling a bit nervy. Kinda like a bloke who has just asked the girl of his dreams out, only for her to say yes, now in the excitement he is not quite sure whether he can go through with it.”
James Green
“I started off working in the kennels and was assistant lure driver but the bloke who was the driver was required to do shift work and I took over after about six months,”
Jim Bauer