“You guys saw him take Billy Wagner. I can't throw as hard as Billy. He's going to hit a fastball. You face him enough times, sooner or later he's going to get everybody.”
Scott Linebrink
“Career soldiers love war, that's when they get premonitions and people call them heroes. When there are no wars, soldiers are like street sweepers, they're not even noticed. What's a general without a war? He's a doctor in a place without sickness.”
Bobby W. Miller
“Everytime I hear Wagner I feel like invading Poland.”
Woody Allen
“I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its paws”
Charles Baudelaire
“Wagner was a monster. He was anti-Semitic on Mondays and vegetarian on Tuesdays. On Wednesday he was in favor of annexing Newfoundland, Thursday he wanted to sink Venice and Friday he wanted to blow up the pope.”
Tony Palmer
“If Bach wriggles, Wagner writhes”
Samuel Butler
“If Wagner had signed (before Ryan), I think our chances of getting this guy would have been nil,”
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