“He attacked, and she blocked the knife with her left hand, grabbing the knife, ... She stated he jerked the knife away, slicing her hand.”
Shawn Murphy
“The game is to invite the biggest jerk you know to a dinner. So everyone brings jerks, and the best one wins.”
Francis Veber
“Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they had money, they are simply jerks with a billion dollars.”
Warren Buffett
“Litigation should be a last resort, not a knee-jerk reflex.”
Irving S. Shapiro
“If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest.”
Christian Bale
“Anyone who dies with more than $1.15 to his name is a jerk.”
Errol Flynn
“Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.”
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
