“Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.”
Scott Roeben
“Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.”
Sophia Loren
“In every power, of which taste is the foundation, excellence is pretty fairly divided among the sexes.”
Jane Austen
“You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.”
Sex and the City
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
Mae West
“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
Bill Cosby
“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
Drew Carey
