“Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.”
George Clooney
“Why are there violent cartels in marijuana, cocaine, and heroin but not in whiskey and cigarettes?”
Sheldon Richman
“Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with”
George Carlin
“I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.”
Hunter S. Thompson
“We try a new drug, a new combination of drugs, and suddenly I fall into my life again like a vole picked up by a storm then dropped three valleys and two mountains away from home. I can find my way back. I know I will recognize the store where I used to buy milk and gas. I remember the house and barn, the rake, the blue cups and plates, the Russian novels I loved so much, and the black silk nightgown that he once thrust into the toe of my Christmas stocking.”
Jane Kenyon
“If you want to ask about my drug problem, go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter, she'll answer any questions you have about it.”
Courtney Love
“The young physician starts life with 20 drugs for each disease, and the old physician ends life with one drug for 20 diseases.”
William Osler