“I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.”
George Clooney
“I'm not comparing Bush to Adolf Hitler - because George Bush, for one thing, is not as smart as Adolf Hitler.”
David Clennon
“The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on”
Frank Zappa
“I'm not smart, but I like to observe. Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why.”
Bernard M. Baruch
“They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on the sole”
Garrison Keillor
“If a person is not talented enough to be a novelist, not smart enough to be a lawyer, and his hands are too shaky to perform operations, he becomes a journalist.”
Norman Mailer
“What if she figures out you're not very smart?”
Billy Joel