“It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get”
Arnold Palmer
“When it comes to my life I have always been an optimist. My door is always open, and My pants are always down.”
marie katra
“Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all”
George M. Cohan
“Life sucks and then you die.”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
“Dear Life: YOU SUCK!!”
Mustafa Bakri
“Father: "who left that hose on?" Three year old son: "the Wind did it?"”
Christopher David Blumen
“If your life is shit then that because you step on it.”
J C A Rowe
