“By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.”
Socrates
“Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.”
Judy Garland
“Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him.”
Rich Little
“No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.”
Cesare Pavese
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
“Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.”
Josh Billings