“By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.”
Socrates
“No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.”
Cesare Pavese
“Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him.”
Rich Little
“For years [my wedding ring] has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.”
Contributed by: Andy James
Erma Bombeck
“To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.”
Arthur Schopenhauer
“It is most unwise for people in love to marry.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing they marry later; for another thing they die earlier”
Henry Louis Mencken
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