“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope”
George F. Burns
“Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.”
Sophia Loren
“Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.”
Gore Vidal
“You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.”
Sex and the City
“Constant travel brings old age upon a man; a horse becomes old by being constantly tied up; lack of sexual contact with her husband brings old age upon a woman; and garments become old through being left in the sun.”
Chanakya
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
Mae West
“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
Bill Cosby
