“People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.”
George F. Burns
“I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.”
Thomas Jefferson
“Maternity is a matter of fact, paternity is a matter of opinion.”
American Proverb
“A Labour government was in favour of an extended maternity leave and the introduction of paternity leave. Having longer maternity leave would mean a higher participation rate of women in the employment sector. It would ultimately mean more taxpayers, and hence, more sustainable pensions.”
Joseph Muscat
“Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.”
Bill Cosby
“We are always busiest during the run-up to Spring Festival. It is the peak time for paternity tests.”
Cui Yugui
“Not surprisingly, the disclosure of information about unsuspected paternity comes with potentially devastating effects.”
David L. Katz
