“Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at”
Solomon Short
“It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.”
Mark Twain
“I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
Bill Watterson
“When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people.”
Seneca
“A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb?”
Rudolf Nureyev
“You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.”
Erica Jong
“We are impossibly conceited animals, and actually dumb as heck. Ask any teacher. You don't even have to as a teacher. Ask anybody. Dogs and cats are smarter than we are.”
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
