“You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.”
George W. Bush
“Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.”
Conan O'Brien
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
Billy Wilder
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
Victor Borge
