“Our shelters are always putting out calls for sheets and towels.”
Georgine Getty
“Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, "A house guest," you're wrong because I have just described my kids.”
Erma Bombeck
“The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell.”
Joseph Smith
“A lot of couples today are both working, and they bring in their sheets and towels for us to do. Then there are couples who bring in all their laundry once a week to do themselves.”
Chris Johns
“The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.”
Yogi Berra
“Go, and never darken my towels again.”
Groucho Marx
“"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel" {while speaking on the phone}”
Homer Simpson
