“Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.”
Sparky Anderson
“Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?”
Neil Gaiman
“I've never seen anything like it. I've seen a lot of stuff sell on eBay, but never a hotdog.”
Matt Allison
“They don't carry purses, but they do carry briefcases. A 2-pound device is a lot less of a hassle than a 5-pound device [laptop].”
Michael Gartenberg
“Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases”
Jerry Brown
“You can steal more with a briefcase than you can with a gun,”
Roy Barnes
“Something for an Empty Briefcase”
Joe Adams
