“Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice; Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.”
Sidney Freedman
“When you see all of the smoke billowing up from the Democrats, ladies and gentlemen, I'd follow the advice of their nominee: Don't Inhale .”
Ronald Reagan
“A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.”
Oscar Wilde
“Let us be Diana's foresters, gentlemen of the shade, minions of the moon.”
William Shakespeare
“Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.”
Mae West
“It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace--but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!”
Patrick Henry
“You know, gentlemen, that I do not owe any personal income tax. But nevertheless, I send a small check, now and then, to the Internal Revenue Service out of the kindness of my heart.”
David Rockefeller