“How do you like them? like a pear, a lemon, a la Montgolfier, half an apple, or a cantaloupe? Go and choose, don't be embarrassed.”
Sidonie Gabrielle
“The MRI scan looked like I had swallowed a cantaloupe. It was an abdominal aortic aneurysm. I was shocked because, except for the back pain, I felt good.”
Bob Uecker
“Your old virginity is like one of our French withered pears: it looks ill, it eats dryly.”
William Shakespeare
“Here we go round the prickly pear / At five o'clock in the morning.”
T.S. Eliot
“We're hoping they'll rejuvenate the pear market.”
Peter Beaven
“We may try to grow less tonnage and larger pears.”
Dave Elliot
“It's pretty much decimated our cherry crop, so the cherries were hit early, and now with the pears, we're just seeing the effects of cool, overcast days.”
