“Soldiers are dreamers; when the guns begin they think of firelit homes, clean beds, and wives”
Siegfried Sassoon
“When you're in the service - you're alone. A lot of times soldiers will find out about their wives leaving them when they're overseas. Information spreads faster these days with the Internet. Any kind of encouragement is valued over there - way beyond money. I've talked to many soldiers and they tell me they'd much rather have a letter than a gift card.”
Gerald Sadler
“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.”
Benjamin Franklin
“What makes men indifferent to their wives is that they can see them when they please.”
Ovid
“An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.”
Ogden Nash
“Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.”
Dick Van Dyke
