“"It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years."”
Gerard Way
“It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years”
“He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.”
Epictetus
“Of the legions of Drunk Hank Stories that have amassed in his wake, not one of them takes place anywhere near a recording session. The studio was sacrosanct.”
Hank Williams
“Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.”
Jim Morrison
“But I'm not so think as you drunk I am”
J. C. Squire
“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?”
Jack Handy
