“The only bodily organ which is really regarded as inferior is the atrophied penis, a girl's clitoris.”
Sigmund Freud
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody.”
Florynce R. Kennedy
“Did he actually touch your penis or your testicles?”
Ron Zonen
“George Bush doesn't actually have to be a penis head for some portion of voters to believe absolutely without hesitation that he is a penis head. That's the beauty of controlling all major sources of news dissemination in America. It ensures that liberals will never have to learn how to argue beyond the level of a 6-year-old.”
Tucker Carlson
“A guy gets shot with a penis.”
Pauline Kael
“The guy comes into the jail with a catheter sticking out the end of his (penis), you'd think they'd do something about it! This is totally inhumane. He's been tortured for days for no reason.”
Douglas Hiatt
