“Man was put on this earth to eat meat...The Bible says so dumbbell...I mean look it up will ya? All them old bible peoples, they was always eating meet; soon as they found out eating apples was wrong...It's true, on special occasions: goats and lambs. Who the hell ever hear of sacrificing a head of lettuce? You?”
Archie Bunker
“The only way I will have a baby for your trifling ass is if you put your sperm in a turkey baster so I can impregnate myself”
nerissa irving
“Lettuce is like conversation; it must be fresh and crisp, so sparkling that you scarcely notice the bitter in it”
Charles Dudley Warner
“The fight is never about grapes or lettuce. It is always about people.”
Cesar Chavez
“When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. You look into the reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water, or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with our friends o”
Thich Nhat Hanh
“It is said that the effect of eating too much lettuce is 'soporific'”
Beatrix Potter
“Without immigrants, we never would've built this place. There were about 100 Japanese here that raised crops of lettuce and peas. The railroad companies brought in migrant workers. The Chinese and Native Americans built the railroads, and a lot were Irish, German or some other nationality.”
Bill Burnett
