“They're talking about the Saints being America's Team instead of the (Dallas) Cowboys this year.”
Archie Manning
“If you got to talking to most cowboys, they'd admit they write 'em. I think some of the meanest, toughest sons of bitches around write poetry.”
Ross Knox
“If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.”
Jack Handy
“When a cowboy has a chew in his cheek, don't slap him on the back”
Cowboy Proverb
“you can tell a true cowboy by the type of horse that he rides”
“Every little kid wants to grow up to be a cowboy, and I did.”
Lee Iacocca
“Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?Paul Lynde: A passenger.”
Paul Lynde