“Who gets two years on something like this? I've got first offenders getting more than that.”
Glenn Mitchell
“If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed”
Benjamin Franklin
“I'll not willingly offend, Nor be easily offended; What's amiss I'll strive to mend, And endure what can't be mended”
Isaac Watts
“Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.”
Jules Renard
“Forgive all who have offended you, not for them, but for yourself.”
Harriet Nelson
“When 'Sixteen Candles' first came out I was totally offended by the girl in the brace, but I saw the movie recently and I laughed so hard I cried,”
Karen Johnson
“He was the first person I ever saw live on stage, and I was really offended by everything he was doing,”
Suzanne Vega
