“Then they'll start taking pets and lose their fear of people.”
Stan Gehrt
“Why put fears in people's hearts? Go home!”
Mahatma Gandhi
“I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.”
Jack Handy
“It's easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it.”
P. J. O'Rourke
“Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they've had their pets spayed or neutered.”
Bob Barker
“It's difficult to understand why people don't realize that pets are gifts to mankind.”
Linda Blair
“I have had strange animals as pets all my life. I was shy growing up, and shy people tend to interact better with animals than people. Animals are direct, not duplicitous.”
Yvonne Craig
