“They will snatch house pets if owners let them loose or feed them outdoors. We just need to be aware that they're here. Never feed a coyote.”
Stan Gehrt
“You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'”
Dave Barry
“Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling.”
Helen Powers
“Let me assure you that all of our pets, and animals of every kind will be with us for eternity on the Other Side.”
Sylvia Browne
“To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. . . . They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.”
Bill Bryson
“Both pets and people annoy me, but at least animals don't chew your ear off.”
Rain Bojangles
“Since some of the exhibits will feature live animals, we are asking visitors to please leave their own pets at home.”
Amy Fischer
